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Review: Memory of Murder by Ramona Richards

Lindsey Presley has started a new life and has conquered of her dream of owning her own business. She has reunited with her sisters after years of being seperated because of their dangerous childhood. Suddenly someone is out to kill Lindsey but she has no idea why and what to expect. Deputy Jeff Gage has been giving her security at night for her business and they’ve become friends. When they both are assaulted they realize that there is more to there friendship but first have to fight for their lives!

I give this book 4 out of 5 stars because it was just what I was looking for something suspenseful and sweet! I really enjoyed this story and how they both came from troubled paths and how strong it made them. The only issue I think I had with it was it was bit predictable but still was a great story. I recommend this is your looking for something light that will help you see God can bring you through the rough times and make you stronger. I believe in God but definitley a very open minded one so I enjoy this love inspired stories because they are not the kind of inspirational in your face kind of inspiration more just lightly uplifting.

#Harvey2017 ~ How To Help

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Harvey Two kayakers try to beat the current pushing them down an overflowing Brays Bayou along S. Braeswood in Houston, Texas, Sunday, Aug. 27, 2017. Rescuers answered hundreds of calls for help Sunday as floodwaters from the remnants of Hurricane Harvey climbed high enough to begin filling second-story homes, and authorities urged stranded families to seek refuge on their rooftops. (Mark Mulligan/Houston Chronicle via AP)

I know many of you, like me, have been watching in horror as Southeastern Texas has been pummeled mercilessly by Hurricane Harvey. Hereโ€™s a quick list of organizations who are looking for donations of any size:

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American Red Cross โ€“ Looking for donations starting at just $10. Visit http://redcross.org Call 1-800-Red Cross or text HARVEY to 90999.

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Salvation Army Emergency Disaster Services โ€“ Donate online at https://disaster.salvationarmyusa.org or callย 1-800-SAL-ARMY

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Catholic Charities โ€“ You can donate online at https://app.mobilecause.com or text CCUSADISASTER to 71777

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Auto Correct Epic Fails

Hello loves, today I wanted to discuss my experiences with auto correct epic failures. I’m Dani and I write about books and random shit that happens in my crazy life. So, I know everyone has experienced an auto correct fail but I think at times maybe my phone is the spawn of satan. So Valentines Day, I’m feeling the love and feeling festive and shit so I decide to write a mass text message to all my loved ones! Yay! A day dedicated to love because industries want to make money so I want to message everyone “Happy Valentine’s Day.” Everyone in this includes my family and my bible study friends. So of course because my phone hates me and has inherited tourettes tells everyone “Happy Vag Day!” Now I dont even notice and let me tell you the replies. My dad “are you on drugs?” My grandma “what a potty mouth!” My free spirited grandma”Happy Vag day to you too!!! And many more” My son’s father who I care take (has tourettes syndrome) “Thats a poor slut day oh daddy you like that, oh you wag that tail” *I will do a post on my tourettes adventures eventually to as a side note* My girlfriend”Fuck yeah my kind of day” My bible class teacher “I will be praying for you”

Pretty much you guys get the point EPIC FAIL! So now who has every decided there feeling frisking and start sexting and have the auto correct demon come out and snap you in the ass? For instance I have said “Oh baby, I want you dead inside me can you put your big hard donkey in my pussyfooting” No lie, exactly that! Now if that shit doesn’t ruin the mood! So my loves share your auto correct epic fails and share the love!

#autocorrectispossessed

#vagday #demonicphone #shitonit #epicfail

Book organization suggestions?

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Hello beautiful people. I have a problem… I have too much books(for my small space) and to be honest they are not organized at all! I mean I guess you can say I put them based on soft back or hard back but its been driving me crazy that I don’t have a system and I have overflow coming out of my a**hole of books! So my fellow book buddies can you give a girl some suggestions because domestic goddess, I am not. I am not suzy f*ckin homemaker when it comes to organization. I absolutley admire and am peanut butter and jealous of those of you who are and have fantastic looking bookshelves. So with all that rambling please share some ideas or your bookshelf pics because you guys have to help a sista out. I’m doing no justice to my books. Also excuse the random things by the books I’ve been moving stuff around! Can’t wait to get some feedback, love yalls faces! Below is some of my bookshelves.

My 6 year old’s theory of where babies come from!

I know I write mostly book reviews but I like throwing random ramblings in my blog as well. So, I need advice from other parents or anyone who can offer advice or have a reccomendation on my situation. So my middle child is 6 years old and his name is Gabriel. Gabe is my energetic, adhd, silly and rambuctuous child. Oh but most of all he has a great imagination. So his little brother is a year and a half and when he was younger he explained to me that “babies are made and mixed together with all the mama’s poop and after awhile and after shes thrown up enough and her belly is about to explode she poops out the baby, like massive bowel movement experience. So I try to hold myself together and not piss myself from laughter and try to tell him that’s not the case and didn’t really offer any more details or further information. I figured why not think we poop babies out sounds reasonable to me. The problem though comes that in class today they were taking turns talking about their families and my son decides to share this theory with his class. When other kids are talking about how there parents work as secretaries or construction workers or what not, my son is explaining “my mom got so large because she had all this backed up poop and it made a baby in her belly and she had to strain really hard and poop him out and make sure not to flush the toliet”. That is actually a less animated version of his speech. Now on the brightside when I recieved the phone call explaining my son’s behavior the teachers said he had a great imagination and good word usage. So what I want to know is, what do you tell your children or loved ones in this situation? My daughter is 9 and we never had this issue but my son is quite different. Does anyone reccomend a book or something for this. I figured the Everbody poops book wasn’t suitable but at the same time I admire his imagination. Please leave me your thoughts or your experiences! Hope everyone has a great Friday! I am new on here so would appreciate sharing the love with me.

#ipoopbabies #kidsrock #badassbilbliophile #crazymom

Head Over Heels by Susan Andersen Review

After Ronnie returns from business trip of the lifetime, she learns that her sister Crystal has been murdered leaving her daughter behind. Lizzy(Ronnie’s niece) has to deal with her mother’s murder but also that her father was accused of the crime and is on the run. Ronnie is left to take over her family’s bar and meets mysterious bartender Coop. They have an intense attraction to wach other but both have barriers because their childhood. This book shows where you can get romance when you least expect it and takes you on a suspenful ride. I loved this book! 5 out of 5 stars. I really enjoyed Ronnie and Coop. I definetley had some fiction hotts going on for Coop even though he was stubborn as hell This had to be one of the best romance stories I’ve read. This book gave me the warm and fuzzies! I was in a down mood and battling some difficult life experiences but this book definetley lightened my mood. I could relate to this book completeley about how our childhood affects our relationships as adults but I felt this had a good spin to it. I would definetley reccomend to anyone who likes things a little “dirty dirty” sometimes and enjoys a good romantic comedy.

Unwed and Undead by MaryJanice Davidson Review

Please check me out (wink,wink) and give me some love I am new to the blogging experience and want to learn more about it and get some good reccomendations! Can’t wait to meet some more badass bilbliophiles!๐Ÿ“š So to my review of Undead and Unwed by MaryJanice Davidson!

So say; your fired, go after your cat across the street and you end up dead by a hit and run dump truck, you think that’s a bad day? This was the first day of introducing Betsy and her last living. That’s a pretty shitty day but oh, it gets worst! Betsy wakes up in a funeral home and doesn’t even recognize her own reflection. She has a makeup job from hell, a pink(her most hated color) suit and the worst of all ugly Payless knock off shoes! Betsy knows it has to be the work of her spiteful stepmother “The Ant”. How can things get worse? She realizes she’s not just dead but she has an unquenchable thirst for blood and her stepmother stole all her good shoes and put her in the knocks offs! Shoe fetishist, sarcastic and charming new vampire Betsy goes ballistic. She ends up going through extreme adventures while coping with her new life or shall we say death. Betsy also has loved one issues and meets new friends including naughty, sexy and powerful Sinclair who wants to show her Vampire skills 101 and also wants to show her some erotica skills he has as well? Can trash talking, hot mess, blonde and shoe obsessed Betsy be the new Vampire Queen? I recommend this story to find out. I give this book 4.5 out of 5 stars. This book gave me a sh*tload of sh*ts and giggles! Betsy is my kind of girl! I awesome enjoyed Tina and Jessica. Any strong, sarcastic and crazy woman is my kind of girl. The only thing I didn’t like about this book is that sometimes Betsy’s sarcasm and wit seemed a little close to homophobia but not enough and she pretty much made up for it with Tina! The ending was freakin fabulous and quite sensual! If you want your panties wet from sexiness and humor this could be a book for you!๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ก๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ“ฟ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ‘›๐Ÿ‘œ๐ŸŒ 

USPS Horrors

Hello friends!!! Today I’m in a crappy mood and need to rant. I know, I know when do women not want to rant and nag? But ladies know who can handle child birth all naturale!? Hoorah! Just kidding I’m not sexist or any kind of hater. I love everyone’s face, thinks everyone should be nudist and think the world should be ‘World Peace’. There I go off subject again but World Peace and United States Post office can be similar. So because I have some chronic illnesses (besides being wierd) and am a devout bookworm I recieve books and all my household items via the internet because (“Praise the Lord”) its better than Wal-Mart and that’s a whole new rant there. So anywho… my packages have been mysteriously going missing through the parcel system and when I call the post office they blame me or say pretty much shit happens. Well shit… this shit has happened 4 times in the last month. I get notification that my package is on my porch so I go to said porch and it’s not there. I even stalk down the street making sure no crackheads stole my dogs biscuits and my precious beloved books๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข No crackheads in sight and my dog has crackhead or any other person radar so she would have barked. This particular incident was on Sunday and I called a damn recording because nobody talks to real people these days. I’m getting pumped and I’m thinking maybe it was a mistake again and they can fix it. Total wait time 45 minutes! Well, I don’t care this is not just about the milkbones my books lives are at stake. So put on hold until that time is up and a machine clicks on and says they are closed for the day and disconnects…. Wait, what?! You people made me wait on the phone for 45 minutes just to hang up on me! So I try my best to keep my tits calm and Monday I waited like a crazy person and I caught the mail lady and she says you will have to speak to the person who ran the mail that day maybe she put it somewhere else๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฏ What where? *Looks under cars and checks the trees*. So today after sending all those messages and all the other craziness I take my sick behind to the post office still being nice and this lady decides to be a big turd. Shes like you will have to talk to that person and I ask how and she says the mail didnt even run on Sunday we don’t know where your shit is. But I have proof and they have it in their system it was delivered Sunday! She proceeds to tell me in a rude voice “lady maybe you should watch your mailbox better!” Ohhh hellll naaaaahhh… My inner craziness starts to stir… She tells me someone will look into it and call me today of course that didn’t happen. But I am proud of myself that I still kept my tits calm through all this… but, but my books……๐Ÿ˜ญ Has anyone else dealt with the horror of the USPS system? Sorry for my rant but books are our babies and this dreaded system lost them four times in the last month…๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ“š

Review of Plum Lucky by Janet Evanovich

This was a hilarious read. I love me some Lula. Stephanie’s ride or die definetley made this story for me. When she was being a “distraction” OMG! So much titty action and offerings of sexual favors! I was laughing my a** off! unfortunately my health has me kind of bed ridden so I have been enjoying light reads. I have been enjoying anything light to keep my mood positive while I’m not in the best place. Stephanie is a kick a**, sarcastic, hot mess and loveable character. Lula and Stephanie are the kind of girls you want to spend the evening with forgetting about standards and having fun taking a walk on the wild side. One word of caution to my fellow bibliophiles; don’t overdose on Stephanie. When reading this series you want to take breaks because overdoing it losing the surprise and fun of her sarcasm and hot mess self. So my fellow Plum lovers, my advice would be read Plum sporadically! Also Team Morelli. I Love both but I can’t get enough of the Itallian yumminess. Got to love them Itallion stallions. The point of all my rambling and random outbursts is I highly recommend this book if you want a good laugh! I almost peed my pants (Thank you motherhood). The in-between series is not as good as the original series but still got the kick ass characters and full of laughs! Just want to throw in there for sh*ts and giggles that Grandma Mazur you are my hero!!! When I get old I want to be just like you!!!

Review for Sizzlin’ Sixteen by Janet Evanovich

Hey fellow bookworms, book molesters and bilbliophiles! I decided on reading another Plumtastic book, Sizzlin Sixteen and I’m glad I did. This book wasn’t lmao funny like the last one but still had its bouts of shits and giggles for me. I enjoyed how there was a different spin put on this book with getting to know about Vinnie. He is quite the character. This book is filled with Hobbits, stoners, special brownies, crazy FTAs and the usual custom hilarious characters that I just love. Like who cannot love ex hooker Lula! She’s my kind of girl crazy and doesn’t give a flying crap what others think. We should all strive to be more like Lula… If you got it ‘flaunt it’ and no matter what you came from just be your bada** boss self! I still think I’m #teammorelli but I’m thinking free love Stephanie enjoy them both! Ranger and Morelli are both the kind of men that male you forget your morals and your panties!! I read this book lwithin a day a couple weeks ago. If you’re looking for something to brighten your mood I reccomend this book for you. I have more reviews to share and want to fix my site but having technical difficulties and thats just a bunch of crap on a cracker. I just finished Undead and Unwed by MaryJanice Davidson and heck yes that shit was the bomb dot com. Love everyone in the mouth! Until next time fellow book lovers!

#bookmolester #plumfuckintastic #lulaismyrideordie #bingereader #badassbilbliophile #pottymouth #touchmyspine

2017 Eclipse in Moncks Corner South Carolina

So hello everyone and hope everyone is having a better 2017 Solar Eclipse day than me. I know, I know I am supposed to be looking at the darn glass half full. Well today I rant because my mother got my family and I these cool solar eclipse glasses(the ones people are half naked on the side of the road selling for 10$ a piece). Da*mnnnn, for the way these things look you should expect sexual favors at that price included! But anywho, I woke up making plans with the little offsprings to watch this once in a lifetime opportunity and I am going to skip some reading time to do so. So eclipse officially starts at 1:16 and all the blogs are talking about the clear skies! Yeah Baby! *does cabbage patch* Free once in a Lifetime experience!

So 1:15 gets here and it starts raining…..๐Ÿ˜ Okay going to stay half full we dont have totality until 2:45. So I sit out in the rain and keep trying to see this special ooohh and ahhh event. The rain continues to get worse and thunder! To top things all off and to put the gravy on top of my mashed taters; the rain starts clearing up right as the eclipse ends and stays cloudy. This blows and we could have been reading! I mean, HELLO NASA you said this was supposed to be the bees knees for us folks in the Lowcountry instead you flooded our yards, took up precious book reading time and wasted my mama’s money! I mean God bless the woman she was a tiny thing and my head was huge for her labor. Anyways thank you mama for being sweet and trying to do something awesome for me! Now I am not trying to say I had it the worst! It was expected to have like a million visitors in my area and people were even charging people ridiculous amounts for room and board. How awful that so many missed out. I am so thankful that I didnt have to travel for the Eclipse.

So end of rant and I hope somebody has a better eclipse story than I do and would love to hear! Right now I am reading Undead and Unwed by MaryJanice Davidson. So far the book is freakin hilarious and comforting me that I can’t dance around naked during the eclipse(jk). This book offers a whole different out of this world experience! I will be updating reviews on here and fix up my site so bear with me folks. Love your faces and put them in a book! Please share your Eclipse experience with me so I can possibly see the half full side.

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