*Funny Things Written by Kids😂~*

Hello beautiful people!!! Today I wanted to share these hilarious things written by kids! I hope that these pics will lighten your mood! Stay awesome everyone! You rock!❤😎

Author: Dani☆Touch My Spine Book Reviews☆

Hello lovelies! I'm Danielle a.k.a Dani and I'm a huge Book Dragon! I say Dragon because I'm majestic asf not because my derriere is large;) I am a part of my local Friends of the Library where I get involved with reading communities,author signings, author interviews and book sales! I am obsessed with BOOKS! I am a proud bilbliophile and love reading so much because it is what saved my life! I was in a very dark place and stuck in bed because of my chronic illnesses until I started reading faithfully. Reading allows me to go on so many journeys when I am stuck where I'm at. Reading allows my free spirit to be free! I love everything about books from the way they smell and feel to the way they give me the ultimate escape from reality. I love to review books and get recommendations for future reads. I'm a member of NetGalley and review books on different platforms as well! I love meeting new people and finding the beauty in everything. I love all types of books from wet my pants humor (thanks motherhood), to I love you so much that I want to kiss your face romance novels, to the hairs sticking back of my neck suspense and even some books that might wet your panties in a more erotic fashion! I am a stay at home mom for the most part. I have some awesome kids whom I passed on the joy of reading. I love spending free time to volunteer at small struggling bookstores and donating books to the less fortunate. I have an associates degree in Psychology and starting on a degree in Literature in 2018. My goal and dream is to become a bilbliotherapist. So I can share the love of reading with those who are suffering physically or emotionally. I am also random, sarcastic and very open minded. There is no subject that is off limits for me and I promise to listen with an open mind! I hope you enjoy my blog and would love some recommendations and feedback! I am looking forward to meeting fellow book lovers, book molesters or anyone else who is interested! I blog about other things besides books occasionally as well. I love reading and following different blogs so I can interact with new interesting people. Love you guys and thanks for checking out my site! i appreciate all my followers, any feedback or recommendations!

27 thoughts on “*Funny Things Written by Kids😂~*”

  1. I doubt you’ve ever seen the (very!) old Art Linkletter TV Show, “Kids Say the Darndest Things.” Real popular in the mid 1950s (yes, I’m a dinosaur, although most of his shows I saw were old re-runs). Anyhoo, I suppose the old Bible verse applies: “There is nothing new under the sun.” 🙂

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      1. Jeez, Dani, that show must’ve began when you were minus 30 years old or so. So glad you’ve seen it. Actually, I would’ve been too young to have been a “proper” guest. Still, time flies by–the older you get, the faster it goes. Enjoy your youth while you can! 🙂

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  2. Funny thing my daughter said when she was four:
    “Daddy, when you die of old age, mom’s going to marry David Garret (a violinist) because he’s rich and can buy me a pony.”
    Then she turned around and said,
    “Mom, when you die of old age and all I have is my new daddy David, he’s going to get married to Lindsey Stirling (a violinist) and they’re going to feel bad for me because I’ll be an orphan….so they’ll buy me a swimming pool. But, I mean, not til you’re both dead of old age.

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  3. Aww. These are all so cute especially the apology from that daughter to her mum for calling her a piece of poo😂😂😂😂. Also, that Catherine and her assasins tho. Damn…And the doughnut-obsessed boy that wrote a thank you letter😂😂😂😂 Stuff like this never happen in my country cos it’s considered “disrespectful”

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