*No Rest for the Wicked*

Hello loveliesπŸ’–, I’m sitting here posting to you guys in the middle of the night🌌 because my brain doesn’t want to shut off. I’ve been devouring a new book.πŸ“– I have kids and have plans to get my JesusπŸ•‡ on tomorrow with a friend but my bookπŸ“— keeps giving me that look.πŸ‘€ You know that look like 🎢🎀*baby come back, you can blame it all on me!!!*🎢 My body is telling me noooo but my mind that’s right my mind is telling me yesπŸŽ΅πŸ“»!!! I feel my eyes begin to sagπŸ˜₯ and feel like I’m going to be taken to DreamlandπŸ˜ͺ but it’s not that easy because the sheepπŸ‘ I’m counting jumping over the damn fence turn into books!!!πŸ“šπŸ‘ BAH! BAH! Well anyways does anyone else battle this sleeping😫 disorder maybe not in the demented way I do but you get the picture.πŸ“šπŸ€˜Rock on lovesπŸ’– and here is to another sleepless night🌌!

*Review: The Suspenseful Collection Volume 1 by Kim Knight and Didi Oviatt*

The Suspenseful Collection was made of eight short stories. The two authors who created this suspenseful book are fellow bloggers and do amazing collaborations together! What’s even more awesome is these two ladies created these suspenseful short stories without any disscusion and/or preplanning, one author starts the story and the other author finishes! I loved this concept and loved how they created these page turners on the opposite sides of the Atlantic Ocean. This book has a story for whatever genre you are craving. The Suspenseful Collection brings you variety and page turning suspense!

I give this book 5 out of 5 stars! With this book I couldn’t even tell there were two different authors writing each story. The erotica in this story had me like”Lawsy me.. Yummy” I liked that it was more on the kinky side and enjoyed the girl on girl action. These stories took me on a great ride; it warmed my heart, took me on adventures, made the hairs stick up on the back of neck, was so intense it seemed like it was written with a razor, had me in complete utter shock and had me craving MORE! I can’t wait to read more of the authors’ work. In fact I downloaded them all on my kindle already! I recommend this book to anyone. Thanks Didi and Kim for the ride of a lifetime!

*Check out the links in the previous sentence to show these ladies some love and check out their work.*

Review: First Grave on the Right by Darynda Jones

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Charlotte Davidson works with the police force and is a private investigator but her most interesting job is that she is The Grim Reaper. So you’re thinking Grim Reaper that’s a pretty scary title must be some crazy lady who is dark and mysterious. Well my lovelies, you would be wrong. Charley Davidson is sarcastically hilarious, kind hearted, a fast healing, puts her foot in her mouth, names her breast and a hot mess of a woman. In First Grave on the Right she is introduced and wakes up from an erotic dream that feels oh so real and oh so yummy but the dream is interrupted by her Uncle Bob calling because of a double homicide. But of course there’s a dead guy in her room, just another day in the life of Charley Davidson. She is brought on the case with the local police department as a “consultant” to investigate 3 lawyers that were executed. Along with her different cases Charley is reunited with a creature that is so beautiful yet so dark and she is lost on what kind of being he is. At least she has help with the conquest with a dead 13 year old gang banger, her best friend and receptionist Cookie, a sexy skip tracer and good old Uncle Bob. Will Charley Davidson crack open this investigation and be able to find out what creature has been following her? Will she fall through her adventures flat on her face and escape death? Will she fall in love with something that she can’t quite explain. Read The First Grave on the Right by Darynda Jones to find out and have the ride of your life.

I give this book 5 out of 5 laughing my big behind off stars! Charley has to be one of the best characters I have come in contact with! Charley and I share some qualities; we both live for sarcasm, love others to a fault and name our lady parts! On my chest I introduce you to Wilma and Betty and for my ovaries we have Scrambled and Toast. Now with introductions out of the way this has to be one of my favorite books thus far I would recommend to anyone especially if you like paranormal romance/humor!

Notable Quotes:

“I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.”

“Just because I see dead people doesn’t mean I want to be dead people.”

“Oh she liked me, every inch”

Review: The Medical Examiner(Women’s Murder Club #16.5) by: James Patterson and Maxine Paetro

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Claire Washburn, Chief Medical Examiner thinks it’s going to be a busy night at the morgue when two bodies show up at the morgue but she is even more surprised when only one of them is dead! Since Lindsay Boxer is away on a much needed vacation with her husband Joe, Rich Conklin takes on the case of millionaress that returns from the dead was found in a hotel left for dead with her lover(not her husband) dead on top of her. This book ends up being more surprising by the minute as Detective Conklin and the rest of the Women’s Murder Club try to find the murderer.

This book was more 3.5 out of 5 stars. I have enjoyed and read all of the Women’s Murder Club books and have enjoyed them thoroughly. I usually like reading these bookshots when I am looking for something quick to read. I felt this book had potentially to be a great story but because it was 100-150 pages long it lacked in sustenance. If you are reading all the Women’s Murder Club books it won’t hurt if you miss this these novellas in between. Can’t wait until the next adventure with the Women’s Murder Club!

Review: Pretty Girls by Karin Slaughter

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Three sisters, all beautiful in their own way are torn apart from each other. Claire and Lydia’s sister Julia vanished without a trace 20 years ago. Julia’s disappearance has tore her family into pieces. From the death of their father to the fallout between the two remaining sisters, Claire and Lydia. 20 years later Claire’s husband(Paul) dies a tragic death. Things start to unravel and somehow their sister’s disappearance is connected.
The good thing about Paul’s death is that Claire and Lydia reunite and make a truce to stick together to find out what the hell is going on and what happened to their sister 20 years ago. These two pretty girls but total opposites will go on adventures and experience a dark and sick life that has been undercover for years. Will they be able to finally make peace with each other and will they finally after 20 years find out what happened to their sister?

This book was amazing I definitely give this book 5 out of 5 stars! This book showed the love and bond between two estranged sisters and broke your heart but then mending it back together. Pretty Girls also made you want to flip pages and stay up late at night drinking coffee wishing you could find out what the hell is going to happen next. This book is full of twist and turns! This is one of my favorite thrillers and would recommend this book to anyone who loves suspense! This book had me at the edge of my seat and craving more. This book can be very intense and it is true what they say about Karin Slaughter she writes with a razor!

Auto Correct Epic Fails

Hello loves, today I wanted to discuss my experiences with auto correct epic failures. I’m Dani and I write about books and random shit that happens in my crazy life. So, I know everyone has experienced an auto correct fail but I think at times maybe my phone is the spawn of satan. So Valentines Day, I’m feeling the love and feeling festive and shit so I decide to write a mass text message to all my loved ones! Yay! A day dedicated to love because industries want to make money so I want to message everyone “Happy Valentine’s Day.” Everyone in this includes my family and my bible study friends. So of course because my phone hates me and has inherited tourettes tells everyone “Happy Vag Day!” Now I dont even notice and let me tell you the replies. My dad “are you on drugs?” My grandma “what a potty mouth!” My free spirited grandma”Happy Vag day to you too!!! And many more” My son’s father who I care take (has tourettes syndrome) “Thats a poor slut day oh daddy you like that, oh you wag that tail” *I will do a post on my tourettes adventures eventually to as a side note* My girlfriend”Fuck yeah my kind of day” My bible class teacher “I will be praying for you”

Pretty much you guys get the point EPIC FAIL! So now who has every decided there feeling frisking and start sexting and have the auto correct demon come out and snap you in the ass? For instance I have said “Oh baby, I want you dead inside me can you put your big hard donkey in my pussyfooting” No lie, exactly that! Now if that shit doesn’t ruin the mood! So my loves share your auto correct epic fails and share the love!

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