Book organization suggestions?


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Hello beautiful people. I have a problem… I have too much books(for my small space) and to be honest they are not organized at all! I mean I guess you can say I put them based on soft back or hard back but its been driving me crazy that I don’t have a system and I have overflow coming out of my a**hole of books! So my fellow book buddies can you give a girl some suggestions because domestic goddess, I am not. I am not suzy f*ckin homemaker when it comes to organization. I absolutley admire and am peanut butter and jealous of those of you who are and have fantastic looking bookshelves. So with all that rambling please share some ideas or your bookshelf pics because you guys have to help a sista out. I’m doing no justice to my books. Also excuse the random things by the books I’ve been moving stuff around! Can’t wait to get some feedback, love yalls faces! Below is some of my bookshelves.

My 6 year old’s theory of where babies come from!


I know I write mostly book reviews but I like throwing random ramblings in my blog as well. So, I need advice from other parents or anyone who can offer advice or have a reccomendation on my situation. So my middle child is 6 years old and his name is Gabriel. Gabe is my energetic, adhd, silly and rambuctuous child. Oh but most of all he has a great imagination. So his little brother is a year and a half and when he was younger he explained to me that “babies are made and mixed together with all the mama’s poop and after awhile and after shes thrown up enough and her belly is about to explode she poops out the baby, like massive bowel movement experience. So I try to hold myself together and not piss myself from laughter and try to tell him that’s not the case and didn’t really offer any more details or further information. I figured why not think we poop babies out sounds reasonable to me. The problem though comes that in class today they were taking turns talking about their families and my son decides to share this theory with his class. When other kids are talking about how there parents work as secretaries or construction workers or what not, my son is explaining “my mom got so large because she had all this backed up poop and it made a baby in her belly and she had to strain really hard and poop him out and make sure not to flush the toliet”. That is actually a less animated version of his speech. Now on the brightside when I recieved the phone call explaining my son’s behavior the teachers said he had a great imagination and good word usage. So what I want to know is, what do you tell your children or loved ones in this situation? My daughter is 9 and we never had this issue but my son is quite different. Does anyone reccomend a book or something for this. I figured the Everbody poops book wasn’t suitable but at the same time I admire his imagination. Please leave me your thoughts or your experiences! Hope everyone has a great Friday! I am new on here so would appreciate sharing the love with me.

#ipoopbabies #kidsrock #badassbilbliophile #crazymom

Head Over Heels by Susan Andersen Review


After Ronnie returns from business trip of the lifetime, she learns that her sister Crystal has been murdered leaving her daughter behind. Lizzy(Ronnie’s niece) has to deal with her mother’s murder but also that her father was accused of the crime and is on the run. Ronnie is left to take over her family’s bar and meets mysterious bartender Coop. They have an intense attraction to wach other but both have barriers because their childhood. This book shows where you can get romance when you least expect it and takes you on a suspenful ride. I loved this book! 5 out of 5 stars. I really enjoyed Ronnie and Coop. I definetley had some fiction hotts going on for Coop even though he was stubborn as hell This had to be one of the best romance stories I’ve read. This book gave me the warm and fuzzies! I was in a down mood and battling some difficult life experiences but this book definetley lightened my mood. I could relate to this book completeley about how our childhood affects our relationships as adults but I felt this had a good spin to it. I would definetley reccomend to anyone who likes things a little “dirty dirty” sometimes and enjoys a good romantic comedy.

Unwed and Undead by MaryJanice Davidson Review


Please check me out (wink,wink) and give me some love I am new to the blogging experience and want to learn more about it and get some good reccomendations! Can’t wait to meet some more badass bilbliophiles!📚 So to my review of Undead and Unwed by MaryJanice Davidson!

So say; your fired, go after your cat across the street and you end up dead by a hit and run dump truck, you think that’s a bad day? This was the first day of introducing Betsy and her last living. That’s a pretty shitty day but oh, it gets worst! Betsy wakes up in a funeral home and doesn’t even recognize her own reflection. She has a makeup job from hell, a pink(her most hated color) suit and the worst of all ugly Payless knock off shoes! Betsy knows it has to be the work of her spiteful stepmother “The Ant”. How can things get worse? She realizes she’s not just dead but she has an unquenchable thirst for blood and her stepmother stole all her good shoes and put her in the knocks offs! Shoe fetishist, sarcastic and charming new vampire Betsy goes ballistic. She ends up going through extreme adventures while coping with her new life or shall we say death. Betsy also has loved one issues and meets new friends including naughty, sexy and powerful Sinclair who wants to show her Vampire skills 101 and also wants to show her some erotica skills he has as well? Can trash talking, hot mess, blonde and shoe obsessed Betsy be the new Vampire Queen? I recommend this story to find out. I give this book 4.5 out of 5 stars. This book gave me a sh*tload of sh*ts and giggles! Betsy is my kind of girl! I awesome enjoyed Tina and Jessica. Any strong, sarcastic and crazy woman is my kind of girl. The only thing I didn’t like about this book is that sometimes Betsy’s sarcasm and wit seemed a little close to homophobia but not enough and she pretty much made up for it with Tina! The ending was freakin fabulous and quite sensual! If you want your panties wet from sexiness and humor this could be a book for you!😉📚👠👡👑📿🐱💅🛍👛👜🌠

USPS Horrors


Hello friends!!! Today I’m in a crappy mood and need to rant. I know, I know when do women not want to rant and nag? But ladies know who can handle child birth all naturale!? Hoorah! Just kidding I’m not sexist or any kind of hater. I love everyone’s face, thinks everyone should be nudist and think the world should be ‘World Peace’. There I go off subject again but World Peace and United States Post office can be similar. So because I have some chronic illnesses (besides being wierd) and am a devout bookworm I recieve books and all my household items via the internet because (“Praise the Lord”) its better than Wal-Mart and that’s a whole new rant there. So anywho… my packages have been mysteriously going missing through the parcel system and when I call the post office they blame me or say pretty much shit happens. Well shit… this shit has happened 4 times in the last month. I get notification that my package is on my porch so I go to said porch and it’s not there. I even stalk down the street making sure no crackheads stole my dogs biscuits and my precious beloved books😢😢😢 No crackheads in sight and my dog has crackhead or any other person radar so she would have barked. This particular incident was on Sunday and I called a damn recording because nobody talks to real people these days. I’m getting pumped and I’m thinking maybe it was a mistake again and they can fix it. Total wait time 45 minutes! Well, I don’t care this is not just about the milkbones my books lives are at stake. So put on hold until that time is up and a machine clicks on and says they are closed for the day and disconnects…. Wait, what?! You people made me wait on the phone for 45 minutes just to hang up on me! So I try my best to keep my tits calm and Monday I waited like a crazy person and I caught the mail lady and she says you will have to speak to the person who ran the mail that day maybe she put it somewhere else😯😯 What where? *Looks under cars and checks the trees*. So today after sending all those messages and all the other craziness I take my sick behind to the post office still being nice and this lady decides to be a big turd. Shes like you will have to talk to that person and I ask how and she says the mail didnt even run on Sunday we don’t know where your shit is. But I have proof and they have it in their system it was delivered Sunday! She proceeds to tell me in a rude voice “lady maybe you should watch your mailbox better!” Ohhh hellll naaaaahhh… My inner craziness starts to stir… She tells me someone will look into it and call me today of course that didn’t happen. But I am proud of myself that I still kept my tits calm through all this… but, but my books……😭 Has anyone else dealt with the horror of the USPS system? Sorry for my rant but books are our babies and this dreaded system lost them four times in the last month…😭📚

Review of Plum Lucky by Janet Evanovich


This was a hilarious read. I love me some Lula. Stephanie’s ride or die definetley made this story for me. When she was being a “distraction” OMG! So much titty action and offerings of sexual favors! I was laughing my a** off! unfortunately my health has me kind of bed ridden so I have been enjoying light reads. I have been enjoying anything light to keep my mood positive while I’m not in the best place. Stephanie is a kick a**, sarcastic, hot mess and loveable character. Lula and Stephanie are the kind of girls you want to spend the evening with forgetting about standards and having fun taking a walk on the wild side. One word of caution to my fellow bibliophiles; don’t overdose on Stephanie. When reading this series you want to take breaks because overdoing it losing the surprise and fun of her sarcasm and hot mess self. So my fellow Plum lovers, my advice would be read Plum sporadically! Also Team Morelli. I Love both but I can’t get enough of the Itallian yumminess. Got to love them Itallion stallions. The point of all my rambling and random outbursts is I highly recommend this book if you want a good laugh! I almost peed my pants (Thank you motherhood). The in-between series is not as good as the original series but still got the kick ass characters and full of laughs! Just want to throw in there for sh*ts and giggles that Grandma Mazur you are my hero!!! When I get old I want to be just like you!!!

Review for Sizzlin’ Sixteen by Janet Evanovich


Hey fellow bookworms, book molesters and bilbliophiles! I decided on reading another Plumtastic book, Sizzlin Sixteen and I’m glad I did. This book wasn’t lmao funny like the last one but still had its bouts of shits and giggles for me. I enjoyed how there was a different spin put on this book with getting to know about Vinnie. He is quite the character. This book is filled with Hobbits, stoners, special brownies, crazy FTAs and the usual custom hilarious characters that I just love. Like who cannot love ex hooker Lula! She’s my kind of girl crazy and doesn’t give a flying crap what others think. We should all strive to be more like Lula… If you got it ‘flaunt it’ and no matter what you came from just be your bada** boss self! I still think I’m #teammorelli but I’m thinking free love Stephanie enjoy them both! Ranger and Morelli are both the kind of men that male you forget your morals and your panties!! I read this book lwithin a day a couple weeks ago. If you’re looking for something to brighten your mood I reccomend this book for you. I have more reviews to share and want to fix my site but having technical difficulties and thats just a bunch of crap on a cracker. I just finished Undead and Unwed by MaryJanice Davidson and heck yes that shit was the bomb dot com. Love everyone in the mouth! Until next time fellow book lovers!

#bookmolester #plumfuckintastic #lulaismyrideordie #bingereader #badassbilbliophile #pottymouth #touchmyspine

2017 Eclipse in Moncks Corner South Carolina


So hello everyone and hope everyone is having a better 2017 Solar Eclipse day than me. I know, I know I am supposed to be looking at the darn glass half full. Well today I rant because my mother got my family and I these cool solar eclipse glasses(the ones people are half naked on the side of the road selling for 10$ a piece). Da*mnnnn, for the way these things look you should expect sexual favors at that price included! But anywho, I woke up making plans with the little offsprings to watch this once in a lifetime opportunity and I am going to skip some reading time to do so. So eclipse officially starts at 1:16 and all the blogs are talking about the clear skies! Yeah Baby! *does cabbage patch* Free once in a Lifetime experience!

So 1:15 gets here and it starts raining…..😐 Okay going to stay half full we dont have totality until 2:45. So I sit out in the rain and keep trying to see this special ooohh and ahhh event. The rain continues to get worse and thunder! To top things all off and to put the gravy on top of my mashed taters; the rain starts clearing up right as the eclipse ends and stays cloudy. This blows and we could have been reading! I mean, HELLO NASA you said this was supposed to be the bees knees for us folks in the Lowcountry instead you flooded our yards, took up precious book reading time and wasted my mama’s money! I mean God bless the woman she was a tiny thing and my head was huge for her labor. Anyways thank you mama for being sweet and trying to do something awesome for me! Now I am not trying to say I had it the worst! It was expected to have like a million visitors in my area and people were even charging people ridiculous amounts for room and board. How awful that so many missed out. I am so thankful that I didnt have to travel for the Eclipse.

So end of rant and I hope somebody has a better eclipse story than I do and would love to hear! Right now I am reading Undead and Unwed by MaryJanice Davidson. So far the book is freakin hilarious and comforting me that I can’t dance around naked during the eclipse(jk). This book offers a whole different out of this world experience! I will be updating reviews on here and fix up my site so bear with me folks. Love your faces and put them in a book! Please share your Eclipse experience with me so I can possibly see the half full side.

Zen for Cats by Henry N. Beard


This was cute! It has different little poems and chants all from a cat’s perspective. If you’re a cat owner, looking for something quick to read and light humor I reccomend this book.

Cold Case Witness by Sarah Varland


I loved this book! I’m a christian but a very open minded one! This book was very fulfilling and warmed my heart. I loved how the main characters realized that our past doesnt have to define who we are. I really enjoyed this book and reccomend it especially if you want the suspense without all the gore and such.

Review for Full Blast by Janet Evanovich


his book was a effin blast! I love Jamie and Max’s characters. There’s a scene in the book where he whispers in Jamies ear that she will be going with him. It was just hot and I love my dominant males. Its like “yes sir, I will go home with you and you make me do whatever you want” Wait did I just say that aloud. lol. Anyways, the book was not completeley erotic but just love when Max gets that dominant side. Oh and I love me some Muffin. lol. Not that kind of Muffin but don’t mind that either. Okay back on subject my randomness is out of control. Muffin is hilarious with her sarcasm and hot mess self. Man I wish I had a talking computer/car with Muffin installed! She would be installed to tell me raunchy jokes and make innapropriate statements! I’ve been on medicine because of some chronic illnesses so has me a little loopy but what the hell share the love baby. So back to the book, I definetley reccomend this book to someone who is looking for a quick, hilarious and a little bit of something erotic. There is not much scenes that are erotic but theres finally some FIREWORKS! A large amount of people like to compare her other work to Stephanie Plum but this series is its own class. They are both funny series just different. But to each is their own. Whatever tickles your pickle but this book tickled my pickle and lightened my mood so I reccomend it and 5 freakin hilarious stars!

Review for Nerd and Shining Armor by Vickie Lewis Thompson🏝📚


I read Nerd in Shining Armor by Vickie Lewis Thompson. I give this book 4.75 stars out of 5! I definetley reccomend this book folks and theres some pretty down and dirty scenes in here as well. Like when Jack ravished Gen… Hmmm… I like that kind of roleplay myself and was nice to reach Jack the Orgasm Man so he says… Some points I was wishing to be Gen. Anyways my revieq is belo qq1, leave me some love fellow bookworms📚✏🤓🏝🌴☉

Genevieve is asked by sexy and womanizer boss Nick to go on a business trip. Nick is well known for these business trips because he always takes a different secretary and hits it and quits it. Genevieve believes that Nick is her true love and she can change his ways. Jack, a geeky programmer is told by boss, Matt to go on the trip as well to help customers. To say the least things go unexpected and Jack and Gen are stranded on an island together. Everything gets turned around and Gen uses her from the Hollow hillibilly ways to work with computer genius Jack to get to know each other in so many ways. Annabelle(Gen’s mom), Lincoln (Gens wild little brother) and Matt go on there own adventure to search for everyone. This book is quite the adventure of The Beauty and the Geek. This book is a great summer read. I really enjoyed it and at some parts I almost peed my pants(thanks motherhood!) at the way Gen talks and shows her true self. At some points she aggravated me slightly but I always live the story where the Nerd wins the girl or guy. I’ve always gone for the type of man that Jack is. Sweet and will walk on fire for you to show your worth. I would reccomend to anyone looking for a romantic comedy and a nice beach read.

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