Review: Smokin’ Seventeen by Janet Evanovich

So we all know Stephanie has bad luck and so when dead bodies start showing up where the bond office is rebuilding things start getting crazy as hell. Stephanie’s loved ones are all pushing her to decide between the two men she loves, Ranger(badass security expert) and Morrelli(yummy Trenton cop)!
Then Grandma Bella gives the eye to Stephanie giving her the vordo aka makes her want to hump every man within close proximity. This book is filled with a dancing bear, old geezer who claims to be a vampire, and a psycho stalkerish killer after her. Man Stephanie, your life is never dull!

This book was hilarious! 4 out of 5 stars! I love that there was finally some ‘hide the sausage’ action with Ranger and the scene in the car was hilarious with the horn! Made me laugh my big ass off! The only thing I didn’t like about this book was that it was a bit too predictable with the mystery but the shits and giggles made up for that mostly!

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17 thoughts on “Review: Smokin’ Seventeen by Janet Evanovich”

    1. Yes that is definitely the issue but the series still makes me laugh my ass off and that’s a lot of ass and that’s what counts to me! Lord knows my life has been sucking like a two dollar whore so I need some fluff in my life! And Belle and Gaston are awesome I checked out your site and love how its Belle themed! So awesome! Hope you’re having a good day ma’am!

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