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Review: Smokin’ Seventeen by Janet Evanovich

So we all know Stephanie has bad luck and so when dead bodies start showing up where the bond office is rebuilding things start getting crazy as hell. Stephanie’s loved ones are all pushing her to decide between the two men she loves, Ranger(badass security expert) and Morrelli(yummy Trenton cop)!
Then Grandma Bella gives the eye to Stephanie giving her the vordo aka makes her want to hump every man within close proximity. This book is filled with a dancing bear, old geezer who claims to be a vampire, and a psycho stalkerish killer after her. Man Stephanie, your life is never dull!

This book was hilarious! 4 out of 5 stars! I love that there was finally some ‘hide the sausage’ action with Ranger and the scene in the car was hilarious with the horn! Made me laugh my big ass off! The only thing I didn’t like about this book was that it was a bit too predictable with the mystery but the shits and giggles made up for that mostly!

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17 responses to “Review: Smokin’ Seventeen by Janet Evanovich”

  1. By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff Avatar

    I’m so glad you enjoyed this Dani! I’ve found it difficult in long-running series, not to run in a bit of predictability. I’m glad the characters and humor made up for it here.

    And I LOVE Belle and Gaston!😊

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    1. Touch My Spine Book Reviews Avatar

      Yes that is definitely the issue but the series still makes me laugh my ass off and that’s a lot of ass and that’s what counts to me! Lord knows my life has been sucking like a two dollar whore so I need some fluff in my life! And Belle and Gaston are awesome I checked out your site and love how its Belle themed! So awesome! Hope you’re having a good day ma’am!

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      1. By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff Avatar

        You know that old adage: Laughter is the best medicine!

        I’m glad you love Belle. She’s my favorite of the Disney heroines for obvious reasons!😏

        Today was the first day in a week that I didn’t have that blasted migraine! I’m knocking on wood right now.😕

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        1. Touch My Spine Book Reviews Avatar

          Thats great no migraines today!!! *does cabbage patch* Laughter is the best medicine! If I didn’t have humor my tits would be in all kinds of knots and fierce!

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            1. Touch My Spine Book Reviews Avatar

              Lol to some it might be kinky😉

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          Also Belle is my fave too! Got to love a bookish princess with such a beautiful heart!

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    1. Touch My Spine Book Reviews Avatar

      Wow thanks so much! My tits are so excited they can barely contain themselves!
      #yourocksocks

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    2. Touch My Spine Book Reviews Avatar

      I will definitely put up my post when I’m able to get online! Thanks again!

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      1. Darque Dreamer Reads Avatar

        You are so welcome and definitely no rush! ❤

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    3. Touch My Spine Book Reviews Avatar

      Sorry havent posted my nomination yet our internet provider has been having technical difficulties! I really appreciate the nomination and will try my best to get it done today:)

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      1. Darque Dreamer Reads Avatar

        No rush lovely! Just have fun with it! ❤

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        1. Touch My Spine Book Reviews Avatar

          Yes sweetheart! Thanks so much😗

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