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*Funny Things Written by Kids😂~*

Hello beautiful people!!! Today I wanted to share these hilarious things written by kids! I hope that these pics will lighten your mood! Stay awesome everyone! You rock!❤😎

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36 responses to “*Funny Things Written by Kids😂~*”

  1. deesradreadsandreviews Avatar

    Ahh I love it! Kids are the best 🙂 So creative…. I want unicorns that will feed me donuts off their horns too 😀 Thanks for posting, Dani. ❤ 🙂 ❤

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  2. sonofabeach96 Avatar

    These are hilarious. Kids are some of the funniest creatures on the planet. No filters, man. Gotta love that. 😃

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  3. By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff Avatar

    BWAHAHAHAHA!😄😁😆😂🤣 Kids should be running the world. Seriously. I think we’d all be much better off!😁

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    1. Dani☆Touch My Spine Book Reviews☆ Avatar

      Yay!!!😊 I’m glad this made you laugh!😊 I know it made my day. Kids are awesome!😂 That kid said he was a freeloader and that one that said he pooped in the dogs yard!!!! Bahahaha

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  4. E. Michael Helms, writer Avatar

    I doubt you’ve ever seen the (very!) old Art Linkletter TV Show, “Kids Say the Darndest Things.” Real popular in the mid 1950s (yes, I’m a dinosaur, although most of his shows I saw were old re-runs). Anyhoo, I suppose the old Bible verse applies: “There is nothing new under the sun.” 🙂
    –Michael

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    1. Dani☆Touch My Spine Book Reviews☆ Avatar

      I have seen it actually!!! Love that show!

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      1. E. Michael Helms, writer Avatar

        Jeez, Dani, that show must’ve began when you were minus 30 years old or so. So glad you’ve seen it. Actually, I would’ve been too young to have been a “proper” guest. Still, time flies by–the older you get, the faster it goes. Enjoy your youth while you can! 🙂
        –Michael

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        1. Dani☆Touch My Spine Book Reviews☆ Avatar

          I try to enjoy it when I can Michael!😊 Time flies with having Kids. I wish I felt young😕 But yeah I’ve seen a lot of older shows. My two all time favorite shows are I Love Lucy and Laverne and Shirley 😁😎💖

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    1. Dani☆Touch My Spine Book Reviews☆ Avatar

      Thanks so !ugh Shalini!!! 😊 I don’t have my laptop working right now so it might be a while before catch up on awards but you rock 🎸 Thanks for nominating me!!!!😊

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      1. shalini Avatar

        Anytime.. Do it as you want, when you want

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  5. Carrie Avatar

    I love some gwockomoly and I think I’ll adopt that spelling myself!

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    1. Dani☆Touch My Spine Book Reviews☆ Avatar

      LMAO! 😊 It’s great!😂😂😂

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  6. raistlin0903 Avatar

    Haha, this was wonderful. A great and funny post to wake up to in the early morning. I love it how kids just are brutally honest at times lol😂😂

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    1. Dani☆Touch My Spine Book Reviews☆ Avatar

      I’m glad you enjoyed it!!! 😊 Awesome Sauce!😎

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  7. Kristin Avatar

    Funny thing my daughter said when she was four:
    “Daddy, when you die of old age, mom’s going to marry David Garret (a violinist) because he’s rich and can buy me a pony.”
    Then she turned around and said,
    “Mom, when you die of old age and all I have is my new daddy David, he’s going to get married to Lindsey Stirling (a violinist) and they’re going to feel bad for me because I’ll be an orphan….so they’ll buy me a swimming pool. But, I mean, not til you’re both dead of old age.

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    1. Dani☆Touch My Spine Book Reviews☆ Avatar

      Lol that’s great!!! My kids say hilarious things as well. I posted a post last month about my 6 year olds concept about how babies are made and born! 😊 Kids are great!😂

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  8. Taiwo B. Avatar

    Aww. These are all so cute especially the apology from that daughter to her mum for calling her a piece of poo😂😂😂😂. Also, that Catherine and her assasins tho. Damn…And the doughnut-obsessed boy that wrote a thank you letter😂😂😂😂 Stuff like this never happen in my country cos it’s considered “disrespectful”

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    1. Dani☆Touch My Spine Book Reviews☆ Avatar

      Lol! It happens here all the time. I loved the boy that pooped in the dog’s yard and the kid that said he’s a freeloader! Lmao! It’s so hard to pick! I like them all! Lol!

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      1. Taiwo B. Avatar

        Ikr… They’re really smart kids

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  9. fragglerocking Avatar

    SO funny, love the thank you letter to the weatherman!

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    1. Dani☆Touch My Spine Book Reviews☆ Avatar

      Lol. Kids say the darnest things!

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  10. Mia Avatar

    ROFL!! Thank you for this hilarious post!

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  11. Dani☆Touch My Spine Book Reviews☆ Avatar

    I can’t believe all your comments have been stuck in spam! I didn’t even know where to find the spam! Thanks so much Dee!!! I’m glad you enjoyed it!😁

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  12. rupalgarg Avatar

    Kids are super cute, funny and honest.
    Great post.

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    1. Dani☆Touch My Spine Book Reviews☆ Avatar

      Thanks so much!😊 I agree!!!😍

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  13. Ben Aqiba Avatar

    Hahahaha…great post.Kids are amazing, they are so hones and wonderful

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    1. Dani☆Touch My Spine Book Reviews☆ Avatar

      I agree!!! Thanks so much for commenting on my blog!🤗💜📚

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  14. girlforever20 Avatar

    The one where the girl learned to type is sooo true.. I should have done that.. Anyway your post was amazing and hilarious.. 😀

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    1. Dani☆Touch My Spine Book Reviews☆ Avatar

      Yay! I am glad you enjoyed it!😘🤗

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      1. girlforever20 Avatar

        I would love it if you would help me by checking out my blog.. and telling me how it is..
        It would really help to have your expert opinion.. 🤗
        And if you like it.. maybe you could tell a few about it ..
        I’m new on WordPress
        Thank you anyway.
        And sorry to bother

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  15. ckrodanfields Avatar

    I love these!!!
    I’m taking a stab at sharing my funny life stories with my kids. I always enjoy funny notes!

    Best!
    Kevin

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    1. Dani☆Touch My Spine Book Reviews☆ Avatar

      Thanks for stopping by Kevin!😁 I am glad you enjoyed it!❤

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