USPS Horrors

Hello friends!!! Today I’m in a crappy mood and need to rant. I know, I know when do women not want to rant and nag? But ladies know who can handle child birth all naturale!? Hoorah! Just kidding I’m not sexist or any kind of hater. I love everyone’s face, thinks everyone should be nudist and think the world should be ‘World Peace’. There I go off subject again but World Peace and United States Post office can be similar. So because I have some chronic illnesses (besides being wierd) and am a devout bookworm I recieve books and all my household items via the internet because (“Praise the Lord”) its better than Wal-Mart and that’s a whole new rant there. So anywho… my packages have been mysteriously going missing through the parcel system and when I call the post office they blame me or say pretty much shit happens. Well shit… this shit has happened 4 times in the last month. I get notification that my package is on my porch so I go to said porch and it’s not there. I even stalk down the street making sure no crackheads stole my dogs biscuits and my precious beloved books😢😢😢 No crackheads in sight and my dog has crackhead or any other person radar so she would have barked. This particular incident was on Sunday and I called a damn recording because nobody talks to real people these days. I’m getting pumped and I’m thinking maybe it was a mistake again and they can fix it. Total wait time 45 minutes! Well, I don’t care this is not just about the milkbones my books lives are at stake. So put on hold until that time is up and a machine clicks on and says they are closed for the day and disconnects…. Wait, what?! You people made me wait on the phone for 45 minutes just to hang up on me! So I try my best to keep my tits calm and Monday I waited like a crazy person and I caught the mail lady and she says you will have to speak to the person who ran the mail that day maybe she put it somewhere else😯😯 What where? *Looks under cars and checks the trees*. So today after sending all those messages and all the other craziness I take my sick behind to the post office still being nice and this lady decides to be a big turd. Shes like you will have to talk to that person and I ask how and she says the mail didnt even run on Sunday we don’t know where your shit is. But I have proof and they have it in their system it was delivered Sunday! She proceeds to tell me in a rude voice “lady maybe you should watch your mailbox better!” Ohhh hellll naaaaahhh… My inner craziness starts to stir… She tells me someone will look into it and call me today of course that didn’t happen. But I am proud of myself that I still kept my tits calm through all this… but, but my books……😭 Has anyone else dealt with the horror of the USPS system? Sorry for my rant but books are our babies and this dreaded system lost them four times in the last month…😭📚

Author: Dani☆Touch My Spine Book Reviews☆

Hello lovelies! I'm Danielle a.k.a Dani and I'm a huge Book Dragon! I say Dragon because I'm majestic asf not because my derriere is large;) I am a part of my local Friends of the Library where I get involved with reading communities,author signings, author interviews and book sales! I am obsessed with BOOKS! I am a proud bilbliophile and love reading so much because it is what saved my life! I was in a very dark place and stuck in bed because of my chronic illnesses until I started reading faithfully. Reading allows me to go on so many journeys when I am stuck where I'm at. Reading allows my free spirit to be free! I love everything about books from the way they smell and feel to the way they give me the ultimate escape from reality. I love to review books and get recommendations for future reads. I'm a member of NetGalley and review books on different platforms as well! I love meeting new people and finding the beauty in everything. I love all types of books from wet my pants humor (thanks motherhood), to I love you so much that I want to kiss your face romance novels, to the hairs sticking back of my neck suspense and even some books that might wet your panties in a more erotic fashion! I am a stay at home mom for the most part. I have some awesome kids whom I passed on the joy of reading. I love spending free time to volunteer at small struggling bookstores and donating books to the less fortunate. I have an associates degree in Psychology and starting on a degree in Literature in 2018. My goal and dream is to become a bilbliotherapist. So I can share the love of reading with those who are suffering physically or emotionally. I am also random, sarcastic and very open minded. There is no subject that is off limits for me and I promise to listen with an open mind! I hope you enjoy my blog and would love some recommendations and feedback! I am looking forward to meeting fellow book lovers, book molesters or anyone else who is interested! I blog about other things besides books occasionally as well. I love reading and following different blogs so I can interact with new interesting people. Love you guys and thanks for checking out my site! i appreciate all my followers, any feedback or recommendations!

11 thoughts on “USPS Horrors”

  1. Oh God! USPS is the WORST! I just had to contact a publisher who sent me a book to read/review, but it never got here. They sent a second copy via UPS. When we first got married over twenty years ago, our mail usually was delivered around 10:00 am. Over the years it’s gotten later and later. Now it generally arrives somewhere between 5:00 pm and 6:00 pm. What makes it even worse is that we’ve seen our postman on numerous occasions, parked down the street in a school parking lot taking a nap. WTH?!😒😒😒😒😒

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  2. I don’t even want to get started on USPS, let’s just say I feel your pain when dealing with them. 😦 It’s also quite sad that years ago the postmen used to be so friendly and nice, don’t know where and when that went out the door but it definitely has.

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      1. You are welcome! It took me off guard when someone first tagged me too! Basically, you tag someone with a certain theme or topic and the rules/questions will be in the post. You just make your own post and answer the prompt basically and tag more people when you are done(:

        Your post office is terrible if it happens that often!! You’re poor books!

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