Hello loves, today I wanted to discuss my experiences with auto correct epic failures. I’m Dani and I write about books and random shit that happens in my crazy life. So, I know everyone has experienced an auto correct fail but I think at times maybe my phone is the spawn of satan. So Valentines Day, I’m feeling the love and feeling festive and shit so I decide to write a mass text message to all my loved ones! Yay! A day dedicated to love because industries want to make money so I want to message everyone “Happy Valentine’s Day.” Everyone in this includes my family and my bible study friends. So of course because my phone hates me and has inherited tourettes tells everyone “Happy Vag Day!” Now I dont even notice and let me tell you the replies. My dad “are you on drugs?” My grandma “what a potty mouth!” My free spirited grandma”Happy Vag day to you too!!! And many more” My son’s father who I care take (has tourettes syndrome) “Thats a poor slut day oh daddy you like that, oh you wag that tail” *I will do a post on my tourettes adventures eventually to as a side note* My girlfriend”Fuck yeah my kind of day” My bible class teacher “I will be praying for you”
Pretty much you guys get the point EPIC FAIL! So now who has every decided there feeling frisking and start sexting and have the auto correct demon come out and snap you in the ass? For instance I have said “Oh baby, I want you dead inside me can you put your big hard donkey in my pussyfooting” No lie, exactly that! Now if that shit doesn’t ruin the mood! So my loves share your auto correct epic fails and share the love!
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