☆📚~A Magickal Book-Blog Featuring A Free-Spirited & Custom Made Bibliophile ~🔮
Hello my loves and I hope you guys have had a joyous weekend filled with reading, time with your loved ones or butt sex! Whatever tickles your pickle, I hope it was a joyous one!
So it’s been a while since I have rambled on or had any posts that were in Dani-style articles that either make you shake your head or think “what is wrong with this girl?” Well I want to talk about positivity and positive self talk. You know affirmations and being mindful and shit.
I have the most difficult time just being myself and being okay with it or just even looking on the bright side. I have lately let the fact that my life and my body have been falling apart get the best of me. I waved that damn surrender flag. I stressed myself into ulcers and stomach bleeding. It’s just been a horrendous mess. One of my main New Year’s resolutions was to be flippin positive and I lost sight of that.
I mean when you think about it life can always be worse. Like today I was wishing I didn’t battle agoraphobia and I wasn’t on bed rest so I could go out on some real adventures. Well let’s analyze this for a moment. First off I am poor as shit. Like saying paycheck to paycheck would be an upgrade so if I could leave the house I would go to Wal-Mart and get groceries that are needed and trust me this reminded me to stay positive. Worse things can always happen!
Going to Wal-Mart is the epitome of a disaster. Either you are surrounded by the people of Wal-Mart which trust me in South Carolina is scary as hell or you’re going to have another issue. Other issues at Wal-Mart would include rude-ass customer service workers, you go in with a list and get everything besides what’s on the list or something like your butthole itches.
I know what you are thinking. What does your butthole have to do with this? Well think about when your butthole itches in a public place like Wal-Mart! It’s killer! You want to itch it so bad but there are people everywhere you turn and the bathrooms have a line to just wash your hands! So you start walking strange and doing some kind of weird cupid shuffle to get rid of the itchiness but it just doesn’t work! Even if you were to get a chance to scratch, you can’t wash your hands because of that damn line.
So as my way of “thinking out loud” like my friend Pete @ http://beatlypete.wordpress.com/ does on Sunday, I am going to start being more positive! Pete does his “Thinking Out Loud” posts on Sunday so thinking of him got me thinking…. I may have to be on bed rest or scared to go in public but I am not stuck in public with an itchy butthole. So you always got to look for the silver linings in life and tell yourself these things!
Also I was not going to write this because people may think I’m weird but the thing is I am weird so it’s all good. I need to embrace my weirdness and embrace the fact that I avoided Wal-Mart and a public itchy butthole.
So in conclusion, I am going to work on my positivity and seeing the good in all things and really try to get on track with my resolution! I hope everyone has a great day! I LOVE you all!
Always a bright side! 🙂
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Exactly!😍 Yay for the bright side!👏
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Oh, this made me laugh out loud. I know exactly that strange walk – which actually only makes the itch more itchy! Stay positive, Dani, and remember how much you enjoyment readers get with your posts.
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I’m glad you enjoyed it, Mary!😍 I always think like this so I thought “why not?” It made my day that it made you laugh. LOL 😂 I will have to start posting more of my ramblings. Thanks again Mary and I’m glad someone could relate to that strange walk! You’re exactly right! I forgot to add it makes it worse!
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I had to edit this because I forgot my images so maybe it may make you giggle a little bit again! LOL 😂 I am picturing the walk in my head. Sometimes it looks like I am doing lunges. LOL 😂
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Well…I could go into a whole comment pointing out all the things in which I think you are one of the most positive souls I know, or how much I appreciate your kindness and the wonderful posts you write for us each day…but for a change I am not going to do that, as you already know all those things (deep inside your heart you DO know this).
What I am going to say is that this post made me laugh my ass, erm butt off…without having to scratch it at the same time 😂😂😂 You are not weird at all: I love your weirdness and incredible sense of humor: never change, ever, you are just fine as you are 😘😘❤️❤️
Now you will have to excuse me while I am going to try and find my ass back 😂😂
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Thanks for all your sweetness! I do know I am positive to others but to myself I am working on!!! I’m glad this made you laugh! LOL 😂 I am going to embrace my weirdness more! Good luck in finding your arse!😘
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Aww, thanks 😊 And I do know you are working on it 😘 But you definitely should embrace your “weirdness” more as it’s wonderful!
I’m still searching for it, butt…I know it will get to me again at some point 😊😊
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We got this!!!!😘👏💖🎉
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Of course 😘😘❤️❤️
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I had to edit this again! LOL 😂 I forgot my pics! *slaps forehead*
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Haha…I saw the post again this morning, and thought as much lol 😂😂 But the pictures you have added are wonderful…and so funny 😂😂😂
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Yay! I’m glad you enjoyed it and got an extra laugh!😄😘
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Where did my images go?!
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They are still there aren’t they?
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LOL You’re hilarious! Thanks for making my day brighter. 🙂
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Thanks so much Angie! I’m doing happy dances that my positivity made your day brighter!😍 Yay!😍💖💙💛
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I forgot to add my images Angie so maybe it will make it better if you check it out again! Idk. LOL 😂
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OMGosh. I may laugh TOO hard if there are images. 😉
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Hehe!😄
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Do you see any pics?!! I think WordPress took them away!!! Gahh
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I saw them last night.
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Hmmm… WordPress may not like me talking about buttholes….
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Lol. At least you didn’t say A** holes. And you didn’t have any pictures of actual buttholes. 😆
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Yay go you and a positive mental attitude, and may your butthole be ever soothed. 😀
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Thanks so much Fraggle!!!😍 You made me LOL 😂 with the “butthole be ever soothed”! I wish you positive vibes and butthole sootheness as well!😘
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😉
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Always look on the bright side, right? 😊😊
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Exactly!😍 I was glad I looked on the brightside. I mean I know technically the butthole is the dark side but you know what I mean!😉
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Hahaha! The dark side. 😃😃
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hehehehe!😉
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We are all weird. 🙂
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Yes we are! We just have to celebrate it and embrace it!😘xoxoxoxo
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Weirdos unite!😍
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It’s always hard to lose sight of being positive. I have that problem every day at work… you promise yourself you’re going to be happy and not let things get to you, and then that first customer just brings you right down and you want to swear at them and punch them in the face… day. Ruined. Lol! Just take it one day at a time and remember that we’re all here for you!! No use worrying because there’s nothing to worry about! Just the time to breathe, de-stress, and take care of you (I say as I’ve been freaking out because I’m going to be without the internet all next week and don’t have my posts ready so I’m losing sleep and losing my mind!Lol) But… do as I SAY, not as I DO! LMAO!!
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I’m the same way!!! I sprinkle positivity like Glitter but in my own mind I am freaking out!😵😵 I am going to focus on the positives more often and be me! Thanks so much for your support!
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I haven’t mentioned being positive for a while. I am still doing it, but I can tell you honestly, it’s a struggle at times.
(By the way, thanks for the reference, but it’s beetleypete.wordrpess.com, not .com I won’t pay the extra for a .com as I’m poor too. 🙂 )
OK, straight back to bum sex. I don’t do that one. I am not sitting in judgement of others who indulge, but it’s a case of ‘tried it, didn’t like it’. Bit too tight, and rather painful, as I recall. I prefer silky smooth and pain-free, just my choice.
As for having an itchy bum-crack, that is a grat example of ‘age giving freedom’, at least where I’m concerned. Once the itch bites, I grab a handful of trouser material, and jam my boxer shorts in, for an obvious, but short-lived scratch. Sometimes, those itches are so itchy, I don’t care anyway. When you are 65, and look a lot like Yoda, it doesn’t matter at all.
Great post, honey. Keep on being you, and keep on keeping on! 🙂 x
Best wishes, Pete. xx
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😂😂😂😂 You are so funny, Pete! I meant you got me thinking about being positive at the beginning of the year so I made it a resolution. I thought I already changed the link to wordpress.com Hmmmm… Grrr… I was lucky to get my website as a .com from being crazy(long story) but anyways sometimes you just got to grab a handful of trousers.😉 I will make sure that this post edits your info! I dont know why it didn’t save it right?! WordPress has been giving me lots of issues lately but I am not going to focus on that because currently my butthole is itch free!
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Glad to hear it.
A calm crack is a happy crack! 🙂 x
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I fixed it! Yay! Lol. Yes I agree a calm crack is a happy crack! I guess with butt sex, the crack is a bit aggressive?
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Oh no, I forgot my GIFs too! Epic fail! I think it’s all fixed now! Sending you calm crack vibes, my friend!
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Do you see any images or did WordPress take them away?! Grrrrr… I had one between every paragraph and can’t see them!
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HAH YOURE PRECIOUS DANI ❤ Don't ever doubt that 😀 AND YASS for embracing your weirdness !
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Awww so are you dear!😄😗 Yay for being a weirdo! Woot!
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You go girl! I LOVE your “weirdness” and your positivity!🤗🤣
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Awww thanks so much, Book Sister! I am so glad you LOVE my weirdness! Woot!😄😍
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❤❤❤like I tell my 15 year old daughter, embrace your weirdness!!❤❤❤
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Hell to the yeah! Embrace the shit out of it! Thanks so much for the support, Susan!😍💙💛💖💚💜
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Hahahah hell yes to all the weirdness and positivity we can dish out!!! It’s way better than anything sad, mean and angry! 😉
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You’re EXACTLY right Lashaan! Hell yeah to positinmcif am!!!
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I was half asleep when I wrote that response. Lol. I meant “Hell to the yeah for positivity and shit!”
You are an awesome friend!
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Thanks for making me laugh haha being weird is always betteer! This was a great, positive and funny post 😀
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Yay! I’m glad I mad you laugh with my positivity! May yout butthole be ever so soothed and calm!😉
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Oh my….. I’m not even sure what to say about those itchy buttholes except I’m sure they probably sell something at Walmart to help…. LOL
Seriously though, always good to find that silver lining in anything out there when you can. 🙂
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Yay for the silver lining!😍😄 Do you think they sell something for the random itch or you will have to wait for the mood to strike because that might defeat the purpose!🤔
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Haha there probably is but I’d love to know what Walmart you head to that you can’t just go in the bathroom, ours has two huge ones and I’d never waited. 🙂
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Shit, our walmart is always closed for maintenance or you have to wait!😢 There is way too many people at our Wal-Mart’s! Where we live its like the local hangout! Ugh. I despise Walmart! There is fifty million people in there all the time and they only open two lanes for check out as well! Ugh!😵😰 Gosh do I hate that place! Sucks they have the cheapest deals and I’m poor!😭
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I’ve learned to take advantage of the free shipping or free pick up and don’t venture in much myself anymore either.
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Smart lady!!!!!😍
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Well when you don’t feel good you for sure don’t want those crowds and lines, I know you know that feeling. And yes, they even ship toilet paper if your desperate. LOL
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Oh girl, you be you! Weird, normal, boring, energetic…whatever, just be you. P.S. weird is never a bad thing. (I consider myself and oddball so I might be a touch biased.)
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Weirdos unite! I am definitely weird! I have always been called customly weird! Nothing wrong with being the oddball! We just make things more fun!
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Indeed! I always find the oddballs and weirdos to be far more interesting. (Not a biased opinion, genuine opinion on that one.)
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Same here! I love weirdos and have a house full of them!!! LOL 😂
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Why did I laugh so hard at your analogy? Idk if analogy is quite the right word, but you know what I mean. Lol
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I gotcha girl!😘 I figured if I write I am going to be me and whatever pops in my head and an itchy butthole is very realistic and something to be positive about!😘
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You my love are a weirdo, and I love it. Us weirdos gotta stick together and be positive! Stay strong my gorgeous friend!
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Yay for weirdos!! Weirdos unite! We definitely have to stick together!!!!😍🤗😘
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Lol! ❤
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Thanks so much, beautiful! I am staying strong as possible! You are such a strong woman!
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hahaha hilarious start! I think I’ve found your positivity piece- and it’s great! Love the gifs and memes!
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Yay! I’m glad you enjoyed it! Happy dances and positive thoughts!
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hehe I absolutely did 😀
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Yay!! *doing the cabbage patch*
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hehe
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