Head Over Heels by Susan Andersen Review

After Ronnie returns from business trip of the lifetime, she learns that her sister Crystal has been murdered leaving her daughter behind. Lizzy(Ronnie’s niece) has to deal with her mother’s murder but also that her father was accused of the crime and is on the run. Ronnie is left to take over her family’s bar and meets mysterious bartender Coop. They have an intense attraction to wach other but both have barriers because their childhood. This book shows where you can get romance when you least expect it and takes you on a suspenful ride. I loved this book! 5 out of 5 stars. I really enjoyed Ronnie and Coop. I definetley had some fiction hotts going on for Coop even though he was stubborn as hell This had to be one of the best romance stories I’ve read. This book gave me the warm and fuzzies! I was in a down mood and battling some difficult life experiences but this book definetley lightened my mood. I could relate to this book completeley about how our childhood affects our relationships as adults but I felt this had a good spin to it. I would definetley reccomend to anyone who likes things a little “dirty dirty” sometimes and enjoys a good romantic comedy.

Unwed and Undead by MaryJanice Davidson Review

Please check me out (wink,wink) and give me some love I am new to the blogging experience and want to learn more about it and get some good reccomendations! Can’t wait to meet some more badass bilbliophiles!๐Ÿ“š So to my review of Undead and Unwed by MaryJanice Davidson!

So say; your fired, go after your cat across the street and you end up dead by a hit and run dump truck, you think that’s a bad day? This was the first day of introducing Betsy and her last living. That’s a pretty shitty day but oh, it gets worst! Betsy wakes up in a funeral home and doesn’t even recognize her own reflection. She has a makeup job from hell, a pink(her most hated color) suit and the worst of all ugly Payless knock off shoes! Betsy knows it has to be the work of her spiteful stepmother “The Ant”. How can things get worse? She realizes she’s not just dead but she has an unquenchable thirst for blood and her stepmother stole all her good shoes and put her in the knocks offs! Shoe fetishist, sarcastic and charming new vampire Betsy goes ballistic. She ends up going through extreme adventures while coping with her new life or shall we say death. Betsy also has loved one issues and meets new friends including naughty, sexy and powerful Sinclair who wants to show her Vampire skills 101 and also wants to show her some erotica skills he has as well? Can trash talking, hot mess, blonde and shoe obsessed Betsy be the new Vampire Queen? I recommend this story to find out. I give this book 4.5 out of 5 stars. This book gave me a sh*tload of sh*ts and giggles! Betsy is my kind of girl! I awesome enjoyed Tina and Jessica. Any strong, sarcastic and crazy woman is my kind of girl. The only thing I didn’t like about this book is that sometimes Betsy’s sarcasm and wit seemed a little close to homophobia but not enough and she pretty much made up for it with Tina! The ending was freakin fabulous and quite sensual! If you want your panties wet from sexiness and humor this could be a book for you!๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ก๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ“ฟ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ‘›๐Ÿ‘œ๐ŸŒ 

USPS Horrors

Hello friends!!! Today I’m in a crappy mood and need to rant. I know, I know when do women not want to rant and nag? But ladies know who can handle child birth all naturale!? Hoorah! Just kidding I’m not sexist or any kind of hater. I love everyone’s face, thinks everyone should be nudist and think the world should be ‘World Peace’. There I go off subject again but World Peace and United States Post office can be similar. So because I have some chronic illnesses (besides being wierd) and am a devout bookworm I recieve books and all my household items via the internet because (“Praise the Lord”) its better than Wal-Mart and that’s a whole new rant there. So anywho… my packages have been mysteriously going missing through the parcel system and when I call the post office they blame me or say pretty much shit happens. Well shit… this shit has happened 4 times in the last month. I get notification that my package is on my porch so I go to said porch and it’s not there. I even stalk down the street making sure no crackheads stole my dogs biscuits and my precious beloved books๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข No crackheads in sight and my dog has crackhead or any other person radar so she would have barked. This particular incident was on Sunday and I called a damn recording because nobody talks to real people these days. I’m getting pumped and I’m thinking maybe it was a mistake again and they can fix it. Total wait time 45 minutes! Well, I don’t care this is not just about the milkbones my books lives are at stake. So put on hold until that time is up and a machine clicks on and says they are closed for the day and disconnects…. Wait, what?! You people made me wait on the phone for 45 minutes just to hang up on me! So I try my best to keep my tits calm and Monday I waited like a crazy person and I caught the mail lady and she says you will have to speak to the person who ran the mail that day maybe she put it somewhere else๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฏ What where? *Looks under cars and checks the trees*. So today after sending all those messages and all the other craziness I take my sick behind to the post office still being nice and this lady decides to be a big turd. Shes like you will have to talk to that person and I ask how and she says the mail didnt even run on Sunday we don’t know where your shit is. But I have proof and they have it in their system it was delivered Sunday! She proceeds to tell me in a rude voice “lady maybe you should watch your mailbox better!” Ohhh hellll naaaaahhh… My inner craziness starts to stir… She tells me someone will look into it and call me today of course that didn’t happen. But I am proud of myself that I still kept my tits calm through all this… but, but my books……๐Ÿ˜ญ Has anyone else dealt with the horror of the USPS system? Sorry for my rant but books are our babies and this dreaded system lost them four times in the last month…๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ“š

Review of Plum Lucky by Janet Evanovich

This was a hilarious read. I love me some Lula. Stephanie’s ride or die definetley made this story for me. When she was being a “distraction” OMG! So much titty action and offerings of sexual favors! I was laughing my a** off! unfortunately my health has me kind of bed ridden so I have been enjoying light reads. I have been enjoying anything light to keep my mood positive while I’m not in the best place. Stephanie is a kick a**, sarcastic, hot mess and loveable character. Lula and Stephanie are the kind of girls you want to spend the evening with forgetting about standards and having fun taking a walk on the wild side. One word of caution to my fellow bibliophiles; don’t overdose on Stephanie. When reading this series you want to take breaks because overdoing it losing the surprise and fun of her sarcasm and hot mess self. So my fellow Plum lovers, my advice would be read Plum sporadically! Also Team Morelli. I Love both but I can’t get enough of the Itallian yumminess. Got to love them Itallion stallions. The point of all my rambling and random outbursts is I highly recommend this book if you want a good laugh! I almost peed my pants (Thank you motherhood). The in-between series is not as good as the original series but still got the kick ass characters and full of laughs! Just want to throw in there for sh*ts and giggles that Grandma Mazur you are my hero!!! When I get old I want to be just like you!!!

Review for Sizzlin’ Sixteen by Janet Evanovich

Hey fellow bookworms, book molesters and bilbliophiles! I decided on reading another Plumtastic book, Sizzlin Sixteen and I’m glad I did. This book wasn’t lmao funny like the last one but still had its bouts of shits and giggles for me. I enjoyed how there was a different spin put on this book with getting to know about Vinnie. He is quite the character. This book is filled with Hobbits, stoners, special brownies, crazy FTAs and the usual custom hilarious characters that I just love. Like who cannot love ex hooker Lula! She’s my kind of girl crazy and doesn’t give a flying crap what others think. We should all strive to be more like Lula… If you got it ‘flaunt it’ and no matter what you came from just be your bada** boss self! I still think I’m #teammorelli but I’m thinking free love Stephanie enjoy them both! Ranger and Morelli are both the kind of men that male you forget your morals and your panties!! I read this book lwithin a day a couple weeks ago. If you’re looking for something to brighten your mood I reccomend this book for you. I have more reviews to share and want to fix my site but having technical difficulties and thats just a bunch of crap on a cracker. I just finished Undead and Unwed by MaryJanice Davidson and heck yes that shit was the bomb dot com. Love everyone in the mouth! Until next time fellow book lovers!

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