Book organization suggestions?

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Hello beautiful people. I have a problem… I have too much books(for my small space) and to be honest they are not organized at all! I mean I guess you can say I put them based on soft back or hard back but its been driving me crazy that I don’t have a system and I have overflow coming out of my a**hole of books! So my fellow book buddies can you give a girl some suggestions because domestic goddess, I am not. I am not suzy f*ckin homemaker when it comes to organization. I absolutley admire and am peanut butter and jealous of those of you who are and have fantastic looking bookshelves. So with all that rambling please share some ideas or your bookshelf pics because you guys have to help a sista out. I’m doing no justice to my books. Also excuse the random things by the books I’ve been moving stuff around! Can’t wait to get some feedback, love yalls faces! Below is some of my bookshelves.

My 6 year old’s theory of where babies come from!

I know I write mostly book reviews but I like throwing random ramblings in my blog as well. So, I need advice from other parents or anyone who can offer advice or have a reccomendation on my situation. So my middle child is 6 years old and his name is Gabriel. Gabe is my energetic, adhd, silly and rambuctuous child. Oh but most of all he has a great imagination. So his little brother is a year and a half and when he was younger he explained to me that “babies are made and mixed together with all the mama’s poop and after awhile and after shes thrown up enough and her belly is about to explode she poops out the baby, like massive bowel movement experience. So I try to hold myself together and not piss myself from laughter and try to tell him that’s not the case and didn’t really offer any more details or further information. I figured why not think we poop babies out sounds reasonable to me. The problem though comes that in class today they were taking turns talking about their families and my son decides to share this theory with his class. When other kids are talking about how there parents work as secretaries or construction workers or what not, my son is explaining “my mom got so large because she had all this backed up poop and it made a baby in her belly and she had to strain really hard and poop him out and make sure not to flush the toliet”. That is actually a less animated version of his speech. Now on the brightside when I recieved the phone call explaining my son’s behavior the teachers said he had a great imagination and good word usage. So what I want to know is, what do you tell your children or loved ones in this situation? My daughter is 9 and we never had this issue but my son is quite different. Does anyone reccomend a book or something for this. I figured the Everbody poops book wasn’t suitable but at the same time I admire his imagination. Please leave me your thoughts or your experiences! Hope everyone has a great Friday! I am new on here so would appreciate sharing the love with me.

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Head Over Heels by Susan Andersen Review

After Ronnie returns from business trip of the lifetime, she learns that her sister Crystal has been murdered leaving her daughter behind. Lizzy(Ronnie’s niece) has to deal with her mother’s murder but also that her father was accused of the crime and is on the run. Ronnie is left to take over her family’s bar and meets mysterious bartender Coop. They have an intense attraction to wach other but both have barriers because their childhood. This book shows where you can get romance when you least expect it and takes you on a suspenful ride. I loved this book! 5 out of 5 stars. I really enjoyed Ronnie and Coop. I definetley had some fiction hotts going on for Coop even though he was stubborn as hell This had to be one of the best romance stories I’ve read. This book gave me the warm and fuzzies! I was in a down mood and battling some difficult life experiences but this book definetley lightened my mood. I could relate to this book completeley about how our childhood affects our relationships as adults but I felt this had a good spin to it. I would definetley reccomend to anyone who likes things a little “dirty dirty” sometimes and enjoys a good romantic comedy.

Unwed and Undead by MaryJanice Davidson Review

Please check me out (wink,wink) and give me some love I am new to the blogging experience and want to learn more about it and get some good reccomendations! Can’t wait to meet some more badass bilbliophiles!📚 So to my review of Undead and Unwed by MaryJanice Davidson!

So say; your fired, go after your cat across the street and you end up dead by a hit and run dump truck, you think that’s a bad day? This was the first day of introducing Betsy and her last living. That’s a pretty shitty day but oh, it gets worst! Betsy wakes up in a funeral home and doesn’t even recognize her own reflection. She has a makeup job from hell, a pink(her most hated color) suit and the worst of all ugly Payless knock off shoes! Betsy knows it has to be the work of her spiteful stepmother “The Ant”. How can things get worse? She realizes she’s not just dead but she has an unquenchable thirst for blood and her stepmother stole all her good shoes and put her in the knocks offs! Shoe fetishist, sarcastic and charming new vampire Betsy goes ballistic. She ends up going through extreme adventures while coping with her new life or shall we say death. Betsy also has loved one issues and meets new friends including naughty, sexy and powerful Sinclair who wants to show her Vampire skills 101 and also wants to show her some erotica skills he has as well? Can trash talking, hot mess, blonde and shoe obsessed Betsy be the new Vampire Queen? I recommend this story to find out. I give this book 4.5 out of 5 stars. This book gave me a sh*tload of sh*ts and giggles! Betsy is my kind of girl! I awesome enjoyed Tina and Jessica. Any strong, sarcastic and crazy woman is my kind of girl. The only thing I didn’t like about this book is that sometimes Betsy’s sarcasm and wit seemed a little close to homophobia but not enough and she pretty much made up for it with Tina! The ending was freakin fabulous and quite sensual! If you want your panties wet from sexiness and humor this could be a book for you!😉📚👠👡👑📿🐱💅🛍👛👜🌠

USPS Horrors

Hello friends!!! Today I’m in a crappy mood and need to rant. I know, I know when do women not want to rant and nag? But ladies know who can handle child birth all naturale!? Hoorah! Just kidding I’m not sexist or any kind of hater. I love everyone’s face, thinks everyone should be nudist and think the world should be ‘World Peace’. There I go off subject again but World Peace and United States Post office can be similar. So because I have some chronic illnesses (besides being wierd) and am a devout bookworm I recieve books and all my household items via the internet because (“Praise the Lord”) its better than Wal-Mart and that’s a whole new rant there. So anywho… my packages have been mysteriously going missing through the parcel system and when I call the post office they blame me or say pretty much shit happens. Well shit… this shit has happened 4 times in the last month. I get notification that my package is on my porch so I go to said porch and it’s not there. I even stalk down the street making sure no crackheads stole my dogs biscuits and my precious beloved books😢😢😢 No crackheads in sight and my dog has crackhead or any other person radar so she would have barked. This particular incident was on Sunday and I called a damn recording because nobody talks to real people these days. I’m getting pumped and I’m thinking maybe it was a mistake again and they can fix it. Total wait time 45 minutes! Well, I don’t care this is not just about the milkbones my books lives are at stake. So put on hold until that time is up and a machine clicks on and says they are closed for the day and disconnects…. Wait, what?! You people made me wait on the phone for 45 minutes just to hang up on me! So I try my best to keep my tits calm and Monday I waited like a crazy person and I caught the mail lady and she says you will have to speak to the person who ran the mail that day maybe she put it somewhere else😯😯 What where? *Looks under cars and checks the trees*. So today after sending all those messages and all the other craziness I take my sick behind to the post office still being nice and this lady decides to be a big turd. Shes like you will have to talk to that person and I ask how and she says the mail didnt even run on Sunday we don’t know where your shit is. But I have proof and they have it in their system it was delivered Sunday! She proceeds to tell me in a rude voice “lady maybe you should watch your mailbox better!” Ohhh hellll naaaaahhh… My inner craziness starts to stir… She tells me someone will look into it and call me today of course that didn’t happen. But I am proud of myself that I still kept my tits calm through all this… but, but my books……😭 Has anyone else dealt with the horror of the USPS system? Sorry for my rant but books are our babies and this dreaded system lost them four times in the last month…😭📚

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