My 6 year old’s theory of where babies come from!

I know I write mostly book reviews but I like throwing random ramblings in my blog as well. So, I need advice from other parents or anyone who can offer advice or have a reccomendation on my situation. So my middle child is 6 years old and his name is Gabriel. Gabe is my energetic, adhd, silly and rambuctuous child. Oh but most of all he has a great imagination. So his little brother is a year and a half and when he was younger he explained to me that “babies are made and mixed together with all the mama’s poop and after awhile and after shes thrown up enough and her belly is about to explode she poops out the baby, like massive bowel movement experience. So I try to hold myself together and not piss myself from laughter and try to tell him that’s not the case and didn’t really offer any more details or further information. I figured why not think we poop babies out sounds reasonable to me. The problem though comes that in class today they were taking turns talking about their families and my son decides to share this theory with his class. When other kids are talking about how there parents work as secretaries or construction workers or what not, my son is explaining “my mom got so large because she had all this backed up poop and it made a baby in her belly and she had to strain really hard and poop him out and make sure not to flush the toliet”. That is actually a less animated version of his speech. Now on the brightside when I recieved the phone call explaining my son’s behavior the teachers said he had a great imagination and good word usage. So what I want to know is, what do you tell your children or loved ones in this situation? My daughter is 9 and we never had this issue but my son is quite different. Does anyone reccomend a book or something for this. I figured the Everbody poops book wasn’t suitable but at the same time I admire his imagination. Please leave me your thoughts or your experiences! Hope everyone has a great Friday! I am new on here so would appreciate sharing the love with me.

#ipoopbabies #kidsrock #badassbilbliophile #crazymom

Author: Dani☆Touch My Spine Book Reviews☆

Hello lovelies! I'm Danielle a.k.a Dani and I'm a huge Book Dragon! I say Dragon because I'm majestic asf not because my derriere is large;) I am a part of my local Friends of the Library where I get involved with reading communities,author signings, author interviews and book sales! I am obsessed with BOOKS! I am a proud bilbliophile and love reading so much because it is what saved my life! I was in a very dark place and stuck in bed because of my chronic illnesses until I started reading faithfully. Reading allows me to go on so many journeys when I am stuck where I'm at. Reading allows my free spirit to be free! I love everything about books from the way they smell and feel to the way they give me the ultimate escape from reality. I love to review books and get recommendations for future reads. I'm a member of NetGalley and review books on different platforms as well! I love meeting new people and finding the beauty in everything. I love all types of books from wet my pants humor (thanks motherhood), to I love you so much that I want to kiss your face romance novels, to the hairs sticking back of my neck suspense and even some books that might wet your panties in a more erotic fashion! I am a stay at home mom for the most part. I have some awesome kids whom I passed on the joy of reading. I love spending free time to volunteer at small struggling bookstores and donating books to the less fortunate. I have an associates degree in Psychology and starting on a degree in Literature in 2018. My goal and dream is to become a bilbliotherapist. So I can share the love of reading with those who are suffering physically or emotionally. I am also random, sarcastic and very open minded. There is no subject that is off limits for me and I promise to listen with an open mind! I hope you enjoy my blog and would love some recommendations and feedback! I am looking forward to meeting fellow book lovers, book molesters or anyone else who is interested! I blog about other things besides books occasionally as well. I love reading and following different blogs so I can interact with new interesting people. Love you guys and thanks for checking out my site! i appreciate all my followers, any feedback or recommendations!

28 thoughts on “My 6 year old’s theory of where babies come from!”

  1. I died laughing over here, what an imagination! I can totally see why he would think that. But oh, the going to school and sharing that info…I’ve been there. Last school year my daughter did something similar and explained how animals were exploited and tortured at slaughterhouses and went into graphic details over what happens. She goes to a Christian private school, so enough said. I actually thanked her for her honesty and standing up for her beliefs, but we had a long talk every day for the rest of the week about how at her age and the age of her peers, that their parents might get mad at how she said it. It somehow sunk in and never happened again, but I would personally stress long talks when there are no distractions.

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    1. Kuddos to you for teaching your daughter about the horrible treatment that animals endure. I did the same with my kids. Some people thought it was too young, but I made a judgement call. At least she didn’t whip out pictures! I think schools should take part in this education, but everyone is bunch of babies.

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      1. They prefer to be blind to the truth. Thankfully she did not get in trouble for it, because I think her choosing this lifestyle for herself borders on “religious”, they can’t say anything. As long as what she says is the truth, she will never be punished for what she may say. As I kid I told someone else where babies come from, and the babysitter had a fit. My mom didn’t care, it’s true, not like I lied about it.

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  2. First, how cute is Gabriel?😊 Dani, he’s so adorable! As far as his theory on how babies are made, I think his is one of funniest and most imaginative ones I’ve heard over the years. I think if I had been the teacher, I probably would have had a tough time keeping a straight face!😂

    As for books, there’s one that immediately springs to mind and I believe most libraries own it. “It’s Not the Stork: A Book About Girls, Boys, Babies, Bodies, Families and Friends.”, by Robie Harris and illustrated by Michael Emberley. It’s been approved by childcare advocates and the language is perfect for a 6 year old. And the illustrations go perfectly with the text!😊

    #good luck

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    1. Lmao! I love the “may the force be with you” tag! I love Star Wars not as much the new star wars.🤓🤘Also I knew you would be the perfect person for a book reccomendation whom better to ask than a Children’s libarian! He does have quite the imagination. Having me as a mom they all are a trip! My 9 year old daughter Zoey says “you’re wierd mommy but it’s okay you’re not too wierd for me she is my sweet girl and looks just like me I will have to post a pic of her and my chunky monkey w year old too. But the first thing everyone says she looks just like me. I know its bad but my kids sometimes will say “but my tits are calm mommy!” Gosh they are a trip! Thanks for the reccomendation and always sharing the love. You have made my blogging experience so much better and when you shared my blog it introduced me to new people! I hope you and your hubby are having a great night Kim!
      #hugs #ipoopbabies #booklove #bookbuddies4ever #shitsandgiggles

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  3. My friends were shocked that I gave them the true story when they asked me. I tried to sound somewhat matter-of-fact and scientific, but yeah… my advice is to just tell him. The book by By Hook also sounds great. Kids gotta learn.

    As a side note: thanks for following my blog and I definitely recommend you work with your son on creating books with his stories. He can even include his own of computer generated illustrations. He’ll love them later on. And maybe he’ll be a writer or make movies!

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